/* Quote File Auto Converted to Arexx by Zonkerz */
xx=random(1,63,time('s'))
select
when xx=1 then a="If anything can go wrong, it will."
when xx=2 then a="If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.<BR> Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then."
when xx=3 then a="If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway."
when xx=4 then a="If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent"
when xx=5 then a="these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop."
when xx=6 then a="Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."
when xx=7 then a="If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. "
when xx=8 then a="Nature always sides with the hidden flaw."
when xx=9 then a="Mother nature is a bitch."
when xx=10 then a="The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance."
when xx=11 then a="When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that:"
when xx=12 then a="the two cars are going in opposite directions, and"
when xx=13 then a="they will always meet at the bridge."
when xx=14 then a="Things get worse under pressure."
when xx=15 then a="Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse."
when xx=16 then a="Everything goes wrong all at once."
when xx=17 then a="Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value"
when xx=18 then a="Enough research will tend to support your theory."
when xx=19 then a="In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong."
when xx=20 then a="Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
when xx=21 then a="It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
when xx=22 then a="Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."
when xx=23 then a="Nothing is as easy as it looks."
when xx=24 then a="Everything takes longer than you think."
when xx=25 then a="If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway."
when xx=26 then a="Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first."
when xx=27 then a="Every solution breeds new problems."
when xx=28 then a="The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance."
when xx=29 then a="Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value"
when xx=30 then a="You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter."
when xx=31 then a="The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet."
when xx=32 then a="You will always find something in the last place you look."
when xx=33 then a="No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper."
when xx=34 then a="The other line always moves faster."
when xx=35 then a="In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it."
when xx=36 then a="Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought."
when xx=37 then a="If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up."
when xx=38 then a="If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway."
when xx=39 then a="When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly."
when xx=40 then a="Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it."
when xx=41 then a="Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work."
when xx=42 then a="In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there."
when xx=43 then a="There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over."
when xx=44 then a="When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate."
when xx=45 then a="Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening."
when xx=46 then a="Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules."
when xx=47 then a="A Smith & Wesson beats four aces."
when xx=48 then a="In case of doubt, make it sound convincing."
when xx=49 then a="Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference."
when xx=50 then a="No good deed goes unpunished. "
when xx=51 then a="Penza's law about maths lessons:<BR>"
when xx=52 then a="The porter will knock at the door at the most crucial point of the lesson. "
when xx=53 then a="Where patience fails, force prevails. "
when xx=54 then a="for any given software, the moment you manage to master it, a new version of that software appears in the market. "
when xx=55 then a="'Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet.<BR>"
when xx=56 then a="If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it."
when xx=57 then a="If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face."
when xx=58 then a="When waiting for traffic, chances are that when one lane clears the other is congested."
when xx=59 then a="Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will."
when xx=60 then a="Remember the 'Boomer-rang' effect; Whatever you do will always come back."
when xx=61 then a="If you re-act to actions, you've acted on actions."
when xx=62 then a="He who angers you controls you, there-fore you have no control over your anger. "
